Welcome

Since you seem to have stumbled onto this page, I shall offer a brief description of this blog's purpose:



Which is to record my dreams, for the purpose of training dream recall, and just plain laughing at the stupidity that is my subconscious. :)

I also apologise in advance for any and all affronts to the English language that results from typing with a brain that woke up 5 minutes ago...

10 Feb 2011

Giant Robot

Short entry, today.

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I dreamt that I had come into possession of a miscellaneous giant robot. The only way to enter said robot was to stand inside a room in its foot and command it to teleport you to the cockpit. However, I quickly realised there was a problem, as nothing I said would work. Eventually, I decided to just ask the robot what I was doing wrong.

It replied that I had to speak all of my commands in Ye Olde Englishe, which I felt was rather silly, but complied, anyway. Apparently adding 'eth' at the end of random words was good enough for it, at least. *laughs*

I decided, before doing anything else, I had to assemble a group of 'co pilots' to help control the robot, so I went into town to find random people. I don't remember too much about this part, past the people I chose had to make their way back to the robot via an assault course.

Eventually they reached it, and we all teleported into the cockpit, at which point I had managed to completely forget why I wanted these people here in the first place. *laughs*

I woke up around there.

8 Feb 2011

Broken Cooker of the Apocalypse

Last night's dream was probably the silliest 'end of the world' dream I've had. XD

Unfortunately I'm rather strapped for time right now, so I'm going to have to just bulletpoint the highlights and hope to edit in a more descriptive recollection of the events later on if I can.

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  • Old cooker finally gives up its grip on life, with a rumble and a sigh.
  • House has had its rooms rearranged, kitchen leads directly into livingroom, where some repairmen wait
  • Given a tablet device which flashes up pipes I need to collect from an underground cavern, much like a video game
  • Emerge infront of park, which has installed laserbeam defence technology and I get singed with a nice criss-cross pattern across my flesh from it. Cheers.
  • David Tennant is a cooker repairman all of a sudden o_O
  • He takes me outside and points to the stars, saying there is a celestial phenominon about to take place.
  • Lots of little X's dot the sky between the stars, which eventually meld together to look like a display seen on the old Teletext service.
  • METEOR STRIKES. EVERYWHERE.
  • Can shoot down meteors with use of cooker pipes.
  • Meteors turn into trees, which are alien cars in disguise. o_O;
  • Alien cars claim to be invading Earth to destroy humanity, because every time we eat, a part of the planet disappears, and we should eat via solar panels instead.
I woke up around that last part.

Yes... this was a pretty stupid dream... XD

5 Feb 2011

Spiderbite

Last night, I dreamt that I was standing in a car park, waiting for a friend to meet with me. There was a no-entry sign near by, and I reached over to lean on it, when I felt a sharp pinch in the skin between my index & middle finger. Pulling my hand back, I see a small spider with very long legs fall to the ground.

My friend then shows up and steps on it, then blames me for the spider's demise. I'm looking at the bite mark at this time, noticing that it has turned into a small blister, that doesn't exactly hurt, but feels strange all the same.

We wander through the car park, to this stairway somewhere near the middle, that leads down to an aquarium of some sort. As we descend, I look at my hand again, and notice that the area I was bitten has really swollen up, now, and is completely white. Strangely, I didn't feel the slightest bit bothered by this, and continued on into the aquarium place.

The room we entered was circular in shape, and had black walls, with segments cut away where we could see the tanks and the creatures inside it. There was a white bench in the middle of the room, where we sat down to observe the fish. At some point I decide to look at my hand again, and realise the swelling has gone, though the little blister at the end is still there.

I woke up after that.

Thoughts & Observations:

I do believe this has been brought on by all the spider monsters I and my friend have been fighting in various video games, recently. XD

2 Feb 2011

Black Smoke

It has been quite a while since I've found myself able to sit down and write an update. Apologies for that!

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Last night, I dreamt that I had just left the shops that reside at a main road, near where I live. It was night time, and I was waiting at the traffic lights to cross the road.

As I was watching traffic going past, I began to notice a black smoke was coming in from somewhere to the left. It was swirling around, and inky to look at. It had the look of black paint streaming off of a brush in water. It didn't feel scary or threating in any way, despite the ominous appearance it had. I was quite content to watch it slowly consume the entirety of the street to my left, as it didn't seem to be causing any harm past making the area impossible to see.

The traffic lights changed, and I started to cross the road. There was a woman crossing from the other side, and she glared at me as we passed one another. I wondered why she seemed so angry at me, then noticed her gaze lower to my hands. Looking down, I saw that I had the black smoke billowing from my palms.

Rather than be scared of it, I was more fascinated, and waved my hands in the air, watching it make swirls. I slowly began to realise that this couldn't possibly be happening in reality, and became lucid. I walked along the other side of the street, past a stairway leading down to a train station, playing with the smoke and drawing patterns in the air with it, when it suddenly stopped flowing. I figured maybe it just ran out at last, and continued walking, feeling I wanted to explore the dream a little more rather than puzzle over that.

I came to the bus stop that resides in front of the local park, and saw a group of people standing, presumably waiting on a bus. One of them was a little girl, wearing a fluffy and soft looking bathrobe. I remember it being mostly white, with pastel blue and pink highlights. She seemed unhappy with her garb, that she didn't like one of the colours. So, I told her that she could change them if she wanted, because this was a dream and she was a dream character within it.

As I said that, the pink on her sleeves slowly became blue, which cheered her up a bit. Though there were some other fragments of pink elsewhere on her outfit, that she said she couldn't change. I was about to reply to her, when she pointed out something from the area I'd just come from. Looking back, I saw that the smoke had dispersed, and in it's place was an absolute horde of white Hackney taxis!

Though, before anything else could happen, the location suddenly changed, and I was in the park. I was sitting on a bench, looking over at the area where a large fountain sits. Though for some strange reason, the fountain, and everything for about a 20ft radius around it, looked like a photograph that had been bleached in the sun. Everything was white, pale blue, and pink. I thought to myself that it was just like the colours on the little girl's robe, before getting up to explore the area.

The bleached grass was crunchy underfoot, like it was frosty from a cold winter night. Everything kind of felt cold, actually. The sky was entirely white, making the area feel incredibly bright. I made it about half way to the fountain, before I woke up. :(

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Thoughts & Observations:
...It's amusing how much you can write about a dream, then realise you've just put down several paragraphs about how you crossed a road and walked to a bus stop... Uh... XD

Another lucid dream. I can't decide if I'm getting better or not at them. *laughs*