Last night's dream was pretty ridiculous. Yet somehow awesome. *laughs*
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I didn't 'take part' much in this dream, it was spent 'watching' the events take place, sort of like it was a TV show, and I was the camera or something.
Planet Heaven( Yes... ) was experiencing some sort of population problem, due to conditions on the world deteriorating, food supplies disappearing or being made inedible due to toxins, or people just completely unable to work chopsticks so eating the national food of calamari was deemed too hard. Buildings were lying in disrepair, the locals having to climb around the rubble just to make it back and forth.
The dream centered on a calamari vendor, who was teaching local children how to use the chopsticks so they could eat. Apparently eating food improperly was a huge crime on the planet, though nothing in the dream described the punishment for not doing so. Anyway, one of the children was complaining that chopsticks were stupid and that everyone should just be able to use their fingers. The vendor responded by coming over and showing how to hold them properly, but the kid still didn't get it, so left in a huff.
The food itself was served in white cups, sort of like a pot noodle. Only with squid tentacles instead of noodles. It may or may not also have been cooked. I'm not sure.
The dream changed focus to another group, who were milling around a large space ship. Some of Planet Heaven's higher ups had been in contact with Planet Hell's superiors, and had been granted space to bring some of its civilians to live whilst the problems of their planet could be addressed. So Heaven was gathering up the healthiest of its population, and making them board the ship( which had no name that I can remember, now, but I bet it was called 'Ark' or something. ).
Inside the ship looked something like a minibus, and everyone was climbing over each other trying to find a seat. The driver was asking if they had all put their belongings into the boot, so he could get moving. He also warned that Hell's customs were very different from Heaven's, and that they should be ready for some culture shock when they get there.
The dream then transgressed to deep space, and the ship was making its way toward the other planet. There were some ambassador ships flying out to meet it and lead it down. Some sort of drama was taking place aboard the civilian ship, with someone trying to take control of the driving wheel ( yup it was still a minibus inside... ), which resulted in the ship flailing around erratically before diving straight for the planet. A communication comes through, instructing the ship to go as fast as it possibly can, so it can break through Hell's planetary shield and land safely. The shield didn't allow ships not originating from Hell to pass through it freely.
The ship responded by turning its engines to full and orbiting Hell several times, building up its speed before turning in and scraping against the shield. Sparks flew everywhere from, I guess, the ship's hull as it worked to tear an opening to the planet. There was lots of screaming on board, some people were terrified by the events, others were actively encouraging it, like it was some sort of thrill ride at a theme park.
Eventually the ship manages to land, and people start getting off, looking around. Everything on the planet was decidedly red and pointy. It kind of looked like a giant, curled hedgehog in that respect. Some devils, who looked like regular people with huge, huge horns easily as long as they were tall, came to aid the people unloading, but said there were no buildings. People on Planet Hell had to rough it in the open. Also they warned that the local wildlife were very unfriendly. Some of the devils stole cups of calamari and ran off with them.
I got woke up at this point by someone sending a text to my mobile. Booo.
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Thoughts & observations:
This dream was utterly stupid. But funny. XD
BUSES AGAIN. Even if it only was the interior of the ship.
Why do I keep dreaming of these multi-seated contraptions lately? They're not that fascinating, brain. XD
This dream played out like a Saturday morning cartoon or something.
I woke up very amused.
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